Macromanagement

aztec420:

when a girl make u feel some type of way

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transsnake:

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

「tfw」の じえっふ

dylandigits:

comfemgem:

The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.

"Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!"

nessydesu:

cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

no. you’re lying to me. this isn’t real.

what the shit did I just watch

floofsqueak:

sashaforthewin:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

Wow, my life summed up in a new vocab word.

that’s kinda neat! explains some odd dreams of mine in the past, one where i was a director for some weird porn clip and i was filming the deed, occasionally yelling “CUT! THAT WAS A DISASTER” ??? idk but i never get aroused by stuff

floofsqueak:

sashaforthewin:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

Wow, my life summed up in a new vocab word.

that’s kinda neat! explains some odd dreams of mine in the past, one where i was a director for some weird porn clip and i was filming the deed, occasionally yelling “CUT! THAT WAS A DISASTER” ??? idk but i never get aroused by stuff

scubacops:

LITERALLY my favorite things: aliens misunderstanding/misinterpreting human culture

primadollly:

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

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feaqu:

i caNNOt bELIEVE that i USED tO THink i wAS STRAIGHT

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have